Daily comedy

Wish I coulda gotten a photo, or even better, a video of a homeless man that came up to me and my friends today outside of cookout.  He started by asking me for a cigarette, which I was more than happy to give him, then proceeded to tell us jokes just before he asked for money.  I don't carry cash on me and neither does my friend but my friend had some food in his bronco that he gave him.  That man was the inspiration behind my joke for today which he told me.  What did one tampon say to the other tampon?  Nothing, they're both stuck up bitches.  Hope you enjoy it as much as I did